I stole some...Jill...love you

Telling them story after story about you when you were their age.
Being the only one in the family who thinks combed hair is important.
Believing your children are hearing impaired since they don't seem to hear a thing you say.
Stressing over your first-graders sadness when another first-grader won't be her best friend.
Taking everyone to the library every few weeks for new books.
Counting the days til school starts.
Being grateful your kids can take care of themselves and watch TV when you are too sick to move.
Spending your best years in a car driving to tennis lessons, gymnastics lessons, French lessons, piano lessons, and swimming lessons, not to mention school, field trips, store and play dates.
Setting a Routine. Your kids may joke about it, but they'll depend on it.
Taking time to be alone with each child.
Finding your childs list of spelling words for the week in the laundry.
Using each of the spelling words in sentences. All week long.
Telling your kids soft drinks are bad for them- Yet buying soft drinks by the case.
Hiding candy bars i the back of our closet and eating them after the kids go to bed.